A complete disregard for the well being of the undead
Police reported late today that an area man was seen desecrating a local graveyard. Some believe it to be the same man suspected in today’s slew of man on sheep violence, but authorities have not confirmed any connection.
The strange individual was wearing little more than a loincloth and tore apart the corpses of the living dead prowling between the headstones of the small cemetery.
According to the groundskeeper, the man ran into the grounds wielding a flaming weapon of some kind and vanquished the zombies and spirits in an egregious display of violence that many are calling a complete disregard for the well being of the undead.
The relatives of the zombie horde could not be reached for comment.
