Power to the Players
Yo yo yo, it’s your boy, Dreamweaver! Welcome back to Comments of the Week, where the finest comments across the best website in the world are compiled in one place!
That’s right, you never have to leave this domain again! Not, not that you would, right? I mean, why would you ever leave? For fresh air? It’s overrated, there ain’t no air-conditioning out there! For beautiful views? To interact with people? All you need is me! Anyway, as always, you’re able to check out comments in three categories:
TRUTH: in 2012, there was a record-breaking burger so big, that it took a crane to flip it.
LOL: just like your mom.
WUT?: only she was doing the eating. WHAT?
If you haven’t seen last week’sComments of the Week, that ain’t my fault. Why you trying to blame me?
FromDo you want gaming and related media to be your ‘safe space’?
Dreamweaver:The only safe space belongs in the bedroom!
Dreamweaver:Damn it, can we not share the cuddles? Greedy-ass cuddle fuckers.
FromThe next Skylanders will let you order your created character as a toy
FromStardew Valley adds more farm maps, buildings, and a quest
FromWhen will Nintendo reveal the NX?
Dreamweaver:Maybe your mom was secretly a sleeper agent under doublethink.
FromCall of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered will have bots in private matches
Dreamweaver:Some like it Bot.
FromSkyrim and Fallout 4 will get mods on PS4, but there’s a catch
Dreamweaver:That should be the standard for any video game.
FromFor Honor won’t support split-screen after all
Dreamweaver:Kids these days will never know the pain of being slapping in the back of the head for screen watching
Dreamweaver:You mean Tumblr?
FromSkyrim composer pissed at concert that has ‘nothing to do with him’
FromFIFA has the best ass-eating glitch
FromPublisher 505 Games picks up Bloodstained
Dreamweaver:505th time’s the charm.
FromHidetaka Miyazaki feels ‘unworthy’ of Dark Souls/Zelda comparisons
Dreamweaver:My sex life is swinging a dagger in the air until it accidentally flies out of my hand after the fourth swing.
FromNorway’s political leaders seem to be really fond of Pokemon GO
Dreamweaver:I hate yourself too.
FromTime to delete your games: Infinite Warfare Legacy Edition requires 130 GB install
Dreamweaver:I would not give up my porn space for this.
FromValve is in hot water with Washington State over skin gambling
FromDigital Homicide looking to drop lawsuit against Steam users (Update)
FromDownload the Outlast 2 demo while you can
Dreamweaver:What girls say about my foreplay.
FromUniversal is taking a crack at a Gears of War movie
Dreamweaver:“Highly overrated.” – people who have not seen a movie
FromNielsen ranks Battlefield 1, Call of Duty as the most anticipated holiday games of 2016
FromRumor: Images of Overwatch’s Sombra may have leaked
FromOh god, Japan made a horse dating game
Dreamweaver:“I’ll be here all week.”
As pun-ishment.
FromValve brings monetized, limited-use sprays to Counter-Strike: GO
Dreamweaver:It could go either way. You’re supposed to fuck things you love, right?
And that’s it for this week, folks! Remember, do not accept candy from strangers, unless it’s a flavor you like.
