Bye-bye, Brady
Hey there Sports Fans. It’s a new Comments of the Week following a great Super Bowl Sunday. It was a close game but the Eagles actually beat the Patriots and thus a little bit of hope for humanity was restored. While we may all be divided on many topics nowadays, we can all at least agree watching Tom Brady pout is universally enjoyable.
ooktar:It’s likeTime Crisisbut you have to review games in less than a minute.

ooktar:All the girls at the local titty bar have those same names.
ooktar:I mean, she’s no Lulu but she’s cool.

ooktar:My grandpa passed away because I couldn’t keep paying for his medication after I renewed my PS Plus subscription.
ooktar:Well it looks likeDestiny 2, smells likeDestiny 2, and tastes likeDestiny 2…good thing I didn’t step in it.

ooktar:I know better than that. He just wants in the box.
ooktar:I’m picturing something likeDante’s Inferno, but sexier.

ooktar:People who hate boobs are as vile as people that think hot dogs are sandwiches.
ooktar:I just wanted to make sure these got featured for preservation. (I told you I’d remember, Tree.)

ooktar:Something to remember for when I have kids, which, if all goes according to plan, will be never.
ooktar:Congrats toJuIc3for joining the Dtoid Daddy’s Club. Your customary bath robe and slippers should arrive shortly.

ooktar:Look, Zach, A face… in the coffee.
That’s all for this week. Thanks again for stopping by and I hope you enjoyed this week’s edition. As always, keep on commenting and if you didn’t make it just remember you’re not as big of losers as the Patriots are. Remember to check back in next week, of course.



