At tonight ’s Microsoft Keynote , darling ol’ Steve Ballmer made it a point to include plenty of gimpy joke , doohickey , and antic . Whether all of them were knowing , we ’ll never experience , but here are our favorite .
Yes , those are a crazy cat lady ’s Twitter page , a skydiving Sea Hawk , some censored dumbbell , Steve ’s anatomy homework slip , and half - loaded former - school Internet porn . What some of those we ’re doing on the screen , I ’ll never understand , but I ’ve got ta hand it to Ballmer . The man know how to give us something to express mirth about .
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